January 2011
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December 2010
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thoughts at 11:10am
oh, good the pond is frozen.
why is this apartment so cold?
i am twenty years old sitting in from of a heater the morning of new years eve.
congratulations 2010, you didn’t suck more that 2009 (you still sucked but there was significantly less suckage) i applaud you (only not)
my dad woke me up this morning to bring me starbucks, therefore the waking up was...
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awkward moments of the day
let a friend stay over last night & woke up praying they weren’t there anymore.
realized the bathroom door wasn’t fully closed while i was peeing and the bedroom window has a straight view into the bathroom.
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things i don’t see what the big deal is about
blu ray
3D movies
lady gaga
glee
the wii
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just realized that i’m hosting a new years eve party tomorrow. when did this happen? when did i become the hosting parties kinda gal?
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I reiterate, I need new friends. Steven has never seen The Goonies. It’s time I do some revaluation.
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My day has turned into watch Steven talk to himself/my computer/the kitties while I half watch a disc of The Office season four.
Dear God, I need new friends.
PS Josh has the Buffy video game for game cube, I find myself to be thoroughly excited by this fact.
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Watchanemonearms:
For Katee!
“In the whole world on the entire planet.”
:D this made me very happy. i love you.
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things i’m considering doing:
overdosing on ibuprofen
asking someone to bash my head in
bashing my own head in
baking a pie and some brownies
watching a terrible horror movie on netflix
sleeping
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imma just gripe about my health for a tick, kay?
i think i’m getting worse. my body aches constantly now, i can hardly move without something hurting. i’ve had some of my worst migraines on record everyday since saturday, usually i only have them two or three time a week at the most. i can no longer stand for more than five minutes straight without leaning on something before...
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Anonymous asked: Your mother is retarded. The guys worth dating would be there with you, stoked that they don't have to sit through 'he's just not that into you' or, worse, 'pride and prejudice'. At least, the awesome guys I'm hanging out with right now (including the one I married) are saying that it's a perfectly awesome way to spend an evening, watching zombie marathons,...
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SOCIALLY AWKWARD
You check your phone, because you have nothing to contribute to the conversation.
Wait for the right time to say something, you get interrupted. Twice.
Someone you vaguely know is walking in front of you. You maintain distance.
Hold the door for some. They’re slightly too far away.
Someone comes online, you say “hey”, they go offline.
You go in for the high-five....
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zombies, zombies, zombies!
28 days later
dawn of the dead (2005)
night of the living dead
shaun of the dead
zombieland
that what my night is looking like. in the back of my mind i hear my mother’s voice telling me this is why i don’t have a boyfriend and then i lol. remember how last night i watched x-men and hellboy while playing with a lightsaber, too?
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this is a post about chris. feel free to ignore.
chris was able to come home for christmas, albeit it was only for five days and i saw him but once on christmas eve at church. he said that he was switched into a new unit, an undeployable unit whereas the last unit he was in had him shipping out to afghanistan in august. he also said that he was going to do his time in the one he was switched into...
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the warmest i’ve been all day is when i stood in front of the oven for a prolonged period of time before putting my pizza in.
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Time for some unpopular opinions on celebrities
Taylor Swift…what exactly is your purpose?
Zooey Deshcanel, please stop everything that you’re doing.
Zac Efron, I don’t get you. I don’t find you very attractive. You seem like you take too much time to get ready in the morning.
Angelina Jolie, you’re stunning but can you be someone different in a film, please?
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Small children are the only people who have crushes on me. And my family never asks if I’m dating anyone because they know I lack any form of appeal. What joy.
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Time for some unpopular opinions on celebrities
Taylor Swift…what exactly is your purpose?
Zooey Deshcanel, please stop everything that you’re doing.
Zac Efron, I don’t get you. I don’t find you very attractive. You seem like you take too much time to get ready in the morning.
Angelina Jolie, you’re stunning but can you be someone different in a film, please?
i’m wearing a snuggie, tumblr. colour me unimpressed.
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my christmas
woken up by the kitties at six
total of three hours of restless sleep
felt like dying
sick daddy, too
happy family
decent coffee
threw up
playful digby
nice & thoughtful gifts
inception
new doctor who
being mocked for watching it
nine hour migraine
it was so so but i’m not complaining. everyone was happy.
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Mom: You want anything honey?
Me: A bullet to the head.
*me + no sleep + too much kitty interaction + family interaction + puppy walking on my tummy + no coffee = this.
Please send a prayer to my mom this Christmas.
alwayswearlove:
I woke up to find my mom missing and my dad and younger sister in the living room. When I asked where she was, I found out that my mom had left at 2 a.m. for the E.R. because of pain in her stomach and back. My dad came up from his house in Seattle to be with me and my sister.
My mom has to have an emergency surgery this afternoon, so my family and I are having Christmas at...
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some things:
finally back where i’m housesitting
my mother’s friends are weird
it’s 10pm and i’m making dinner
i’m watching forgetting sarah marshall
the movie they left in the player was frosty the snowman
it feels wrong
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This is too awkward. I’m at a Christmas party with a heap of 50-60 somethings that haven’t seen me since I was a baby. No more comments about how much I’ve grown, please. They are all as crazy as my mother. Sweet baby Jesus.
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some things:
i can’t take digby housesitting with me
when we reunite it will be one of those slow motion running to each other across the beach into each other’s arms kind of things
my mother sent me an e-mail, like, three days ago that said “urgent message” i have yet to read it
in my defense it’s a forwarded message and she forwards the stupidest damn messages...
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finished packing like a boss. i start housesitting tomorrow, basically for free, yeah merry christmas. bright side is that i’m staying at a really nice apartment, with a stocked fridge watching two semi low maintenance kitties so i’ll take it. i need to get out of the house anyway.
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hate packing. hate packing. hate packing. oh my God, i hate packing.
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i have this bad habit of forgetting other people live here which leads me to dancing around in the kitchen and singing songs to my dog.
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i’m not drinking egg nog out of a coffee mug i got for my dad fifteen years ago that says “dad” on it and is covered with pictures of sports equipment or anything. that’d be weird.
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that damn commercial with sarah mcwhozit that tries to get you to pay nineteen dollars a month to take care of those miserable looking dogs makes me want to hurt people. please just stop.